tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

realnanami:

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
mom: ok
me:image

why is this being recommended to me fuck you waluigi

image

lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

dunwall:

queenmegmasters:

petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision

live from eurovision 2015!!!!!!! no, your eyes are not betraying you that IS INDEED THE POPE BREAKDANCING

mechabre:this is so incredibly important to me holy shitan article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WASHINGTON POSTFRONT AND CENTER!!!!!IM JUSTAGHAFDHF!! SJFGSJS!! JSHFKA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

mechabre:

this is so incredibly important to me holy shit

an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WASHINGTON POST

FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!

IM JUST

AGHAFDHF!! SJFGSJS!! JSHFKA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

image

randomgirl2001:

makochantachibanana:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray


jesus christ

Amen

randomgirl2001:

makochantachibanana:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

jesus christ

Amen